Rieff-Snoop MashUp

The new translation site called Gizoogle allows you to translate any selection of text or website into Snoop-Dogg talk. I decided to run some quotes from Fellow Teachers, a ponderous jerimiad about the death of Western culture by the American Sociologist Philip Rieff.

Here's what I got:

Fellow Playas---


Barbarians is thugz witout historizzles memory.
Barbarism is tha real mean'n of radical
contemporaneity . Boo-Yaa!. Releazed fizzy all
authoritative pasts, we progress towards barbarism,
not away, fizzy. So show some love, niggaz! (39)

Beyond some kind of faith, therapy describes tha
social procedure of releaze fizzle tha authority of
tha past ta help you tap dat ass. It takes at least
two ta commit a therapy . Keep the party crackin while
I'm steady rappin'. (23)

Our pedagizzle tizzle remains ta repair tha old n
forge new links, not ta continue ho-slappin' old ones
already so broken that our students have scarcely done
mizzy tizzy heard rumors of they existence. (15)

Love comes afta law in tha mutha fuckin club. Positive
acts is prepared by negative commandments. Boom bam
as I step in the jam, God damn. The modern notion that
a victim has no rights represents tha return of tha
mizzy primative iniquity, a worship of he who does n a
contempt fo` he who is done to. (166)

Every politizzle world exists in its own right only
whizzen it can justify itself. But real niggaz don't
give a fuck. Pimp justificizzles authority in tha
right, can be so only coz there is thizzat which is
wrong, n those who is wrong is doa from tha streets of
tha L-B-C. If ta be 'justified' once meant, as it
dizzy ta be freed from tha penalty of sin, through
grace n not through merit, by tha highest authority,
T-H-to-tha-izzen our human justice must involve tha
tragic relation of riznight authority as tha penalty
of wrong-do'n. Authority is a rizzight action,
reserved fo` acts of wrong with my hoes on my side,
and my strap on my back. Only thus is tha exercise of
powa ever remotely near tha condition of being just.
Therefore no justice can be said ta exist witout
reverence. This is tha principle of pimpin' witout
which there can be no law, as Protagizzles rightly
teaches . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. (17)